1 - If I come home and greet the doorman of the night saying "hello, how are you?" And he answers me something totally incoherent in an almost incomprehensible and hard-talking, such as "saw and the thing it, that awful", I assume that is completely drunk.
2 - If I come home and greet the doorman of the night saying something totally incoherent, in an almost incomprehensible and hard-talking, I assume that I am completely drunk.
3 - I find it impossible to find a logical difference between "clean" ovens "and" Grease. " I think we're getting a dog, one can perform the same function the other, do not annoy me.
4 - If you run out super bags that you use to put in the trash, it's probably time to go shopping. Besides you thinner and you have a little hungry.
5 - When I pass by the grocery store, look carefully and choose the product before putting it in the bag. In the same way that you are going to buy a car ask the seller to open the hood, without having the slightest fucking idea what you have to look. Accelerates a little, looks at the bottom, giving you all the feeling of being a connoisseur of cars. Just select a squash, a carrot, etc. Watching, I realized that about 70% of men do the same.
6 - It bothers me that the type of the beach where I keep the car I asked "Do you go out early tomorrow?". And I will take courage and I'll say "skinny, I came to live only for the type of the beach is controlling my schedule."
7 - Walk around the house completely devoid of clothing, something that had never been done. It's good, but in winter almost all the places where you can sit are cold, but the farts very loud sound.
8 - Do not know why, I get the feeling that I look ridiculous from the floor. Have you ever thrown a stone with his left foot? It happens something like that. I feel that I take a strange position. Usually I put the lame or something, and I use the stick as a guitar floor as many times as possible. It gives you a touch more cool (?). But more complicated in this activity (and realizing that the old front is watching while you think you're high), is to raise an appropriate strategy, are not supposed to be stepping on what is wet, and there comes a time which was trapped in the bathroom, or smoking a fag in the kitchen counter waiting to dry everything. You have to know where to start and finish.
9 - Not having any control takes you to leave tucas and accessories throughout the house. Vice and also becomes a problem when people come.
10 - Enter all costs associated with living alone, I realized that renewing the stock of batteries of 4 remotes, is expensive. When summer comes and I do not have to cover, I'll turn off the TV with the big toe. For now, I'm lazy uncovered to do so.
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