"The boyfriend of mine that we like, always an asshole."
Also applicable to our ex-boyfriends.
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Saturday, April 26, 2008
Boat Trailering Regulation In Ontario
With you ... Invention
Untipo: Master ... How do I get to Tancacha from here?
Otrotipo: crazy I have no idea, I hope the bondi long time ago, but I'm going to the other side.
Untipo: great, and where's your bondi?
Otrotipo: I was about to ask the same thing.
Untipo: Look, I know nothing about policy, but to Cicciolina I think that has had it strung.
Otrotipo: not like how you dance?
Untipo: not that, is that it makes me dance.
Otrotipo : You saw how the animal became red?
Untipo: must have been rushed.
Otrotipo: can be a little while ago a guy told me that today was assembled Tancacha piece of fuck.
Untipo: do not know, I'm not going Tancacha or fart.
Otrotipo: I do not, well today I painted tranqui. I go to with friends.
Untipo: are going to drink?
Otrotipo: lot, those taken as sponges.
Untipo: As Bob!
Otrotipo: Nah, that it already was. Now the post is Mr. Mattress.
Untipo: crazy Well, I'm going because I have to update the blog.
Otrotipo: Yeah, me too.
Untipo: You have a blog?
Otrotipo: No, that's fucking.
Untipo: Yes, obviously.
Untipo: Master ... How do I get to Tancacha from here?
Otrotipo: crazy I have no idea, I hope the bondi long time ago, but I'm going to the other side.
Untipo: great, and where's your bondi?
Otrotipo: I was about to ask the same thing.
Untipo: Look, I know nothing about policy, but to Cicciolina I think that has had it strung.
Otrotipo: not like how you dance?
Untipo: not that, is that it makes me dance.
Otrotipo : You saw how the animal became red?
Untipo: must have been rushed.
Otrotipo: can be a little while ago a guy told me that today was assembled Tancacha piece of fuck.
Untipo: do not know, I'm not going Tancacha or fart.
Otrotipo: I do not, well today I painted tranqui. I go to with friends.
Untipo: are going to drink?
Otrotipo: lot, those taken as sponges.
Untipo: As Bob!
Otrotipo: Nah, that it already was. Now the post is Mr. Mattress.
Untipo: crazy Well, I'm going because I have to update the blog.
Otrotipo: Yeah, me too.
Untipo: You have a blog?
Otrotipo: No, that's fucking.
Untipo: Yes, obviously.
... Mr. Mattress!
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Bow And Arrow Old Pc Game
her transport
bell rang. It is known that on the boards of departments, is a law that the last-come, must come down to open the next. John knew that touched him, but made no move. I had the strange feeling that night something would go wrong. And he would not do anything. Just stay, so as not to tempt fate to commit any unforeseen.
hands But all I said. I knew it was imminent the claim, and also fair. He took the keys and said, "is very likely that I will take something more than expected, I know that something is about to happen, and it is very strange to be sure it will be now.
reached the door of the elevator. He felt the call button is lit before I could press, and in three seconds he had the lift in front. The second bars door was open. Normally, it should be. He doubted whether raised or not. This is what touched him, it was time. -Use the stairs could be worse, "he said.
Once inside, closed the two doors and pressed zero. The elevator began to move slowly, like a train that is picking up speed. I looked at the numbers drawn in passing between floors. But then there was zero more doors, or numbers. While still falling faster and faster.
The land was beginning to see go to darker, until after a few minutes, a black remained constant. John was in shock, I could not scream or call for help. He curled in a corner, because I was doing the cold was unbearable. He pressed himself so strong, I felt pain, fatigue. In half an hour the temperature had dropped so much. It must have been exhausted and all that had taken ended asleep. Asleep while traveling at speeds impossible to calculate.
When he awoke, he was all sweaty. The wet clothes had stuck to his body, and the bars of the gate could not touch, they were boiling. The ground outside was no longer black, was red. The oppressive heat, and John was so weak that he could not even stand. I was thirsty, lots. I wanted to wring his shirt soaked through and drink from his own perspiration. But he could not. The speed with which he was riding the elevator was incredible, and it was very difficult to move. Spent just a few minutes until decompensation, in the same corner, not moving.
This time the dream was longer. He even had nightmares. John looked like a corpse, he looked awful. I came to dream that the elevator stopped, and he could not wake up, and found it gave him for dead. He could not scream I was alive. Wanted to, but was very weak, unable to speak or move.
The elevator began to slow, slowly. John opened his eyes with much effort, and saw that the earth was black again. He grabbed one of the side rails and managed to stand. Everything indicated that he was a halt, you could see traces of cement between the earth and the speed it was almost zero. She looked in the mirror, "If it was not me that look, I'd say I'm dead. Behind his reflection, he saw that the door began to appear. When turned to face him, the elevator stopped. He heard voices outside, but it was impossible to decipher what they said. With the little strength he had left, opened the gate. The second door was opened from the outside.
There were about ten people waiting. All eyes were slanted, were Oriental. And stared. He assumed it was for his appearance. There was an eternal silence, do not know what to say, I was tired and could not think. He made a step forward, wanted out of the elevator as soon as possible. Took a deep breath and slowly said, "Excuse
. I know that once I learned to say "hello" in Japanese, but the truth is I can not remember. Know apologize, but I have some trouble. My friend must be waiting a while you open the door. Retrieved the keys from his pocket, and he was about to pass through the shield, turned quickly. "Excuse me, if they go across the planet could you tell the 12" A "we're well? How? Sure, if yes, do not speak English. I understand, I understand. He said goodbye gesturing Kung Fu master and opened the door to his friend. "Go crazy, we are making something up.
hands But all I said. I knew it was imminent the claim, and also fair. He took the keys and said, "is very likely that I will take something more than expected, I know that something is about to happen, and it is very strange to be sure it will be now.
reached the door of the elevator. He felt the call button is lit before I could press, and in three seconds he had the lift in front. The second bars door was open. Normally, it should be. He doubted whether raised or not. This is what touched him, it was time. -Use the stairs could be worse, "he said.
Once inside, closed the two doors and pressed zero. The elevator began to move slowly, like a train that is picking up speed. I looked at the numbers drawn in passing between floors. But then there was zero more doors, or numbers. While still falling faster and faster.
The land was beginning to see go to darker, until after a few minutes, a black remained constant. John was in shock, I could not scream or call for help. He curled in a corner, because I was doing the cold was unbearable. He pressed himself so strong, I felt pain, fatigue. In half an hour the temperature had dropped so much. It must have been exhausted and all that had taken ended asleep. Asleep while traveling at speeds impossible to calculate.
When he awoke, he was all sweaty. The wet clothes had stuck to his body, and the bars of the gate could not touch, they were boiling. The ground outside was no longer black, was red. The oppressive heat, and John was so weak that he could not even stand. I was thirsty, lots. I wanted to wring his shirt soaked through and drink from his own perspiration. But he could not. The speed with which he was riding the elevator was incredible, and it was very difficult to move. Spent just a few minutes until decompensation, in the same corner, not moving.
This time the dream was longer. He even had nightmares. John looked like a corpse, he looked awful. I came to dream that the elevator stopped, and he could not wake up, and found it gave him for dead. He could not scream I was alive. Wanted to, but was very weak, unable to speak or move.
The elevator began to slow, slowly. John opened his eyes with much effort, and saw that the earth was black again. He grabbed one of the side rails and managed to stand. Everything indicated that he was a halt, you could see traces of cement between the earth and the speed it was almost zero. She looked in the mirror, "If it was not me that look, I'd say I'm dead. Behind his reflection, he saw that the door began to appear. When turned to face him, the elevator stopped. He heard voices outside, but it was impossible to decipher what they said. With the little strength he had left, opened the gate. The second door was opened from the outside.
There were about ten people waiting. All eyes were slanted, were Oriental. And stared. He assumed it was for his appearance. There was an eternal silence, do not know what to say, I was tired and could not think. He made a step forward, wanted out of the elevator as soon as possible. Took a deep breath and slowly said, "Excuse
. I know that once I learned to say "hello" in Japanese, but the truth is I can not remember. Know apologize, but I have some trouble. My friend must be waiting a while you open the door. Retrieved the keys from his pocket, and he was about to pass through the shield, turned quickly. "Excuse me, if they go across the planet could you tell the 12" A "we're well? How? Sure, if yes, do not speak English. I understand, I understand. He said goodbye gesturing Kung Fu master and opened the door to his friend. "Go crazy, we are making something up.
Saturday, April 19, 2008
Animated Toy With Blueprints
People II
As indicated by the latest technology magazines, the Japanese would be developing a sensing device poop. Apparently convinced that stepping stool, full of good luck to the unfortunate. As had the task of designing and building a device that allows the pedestrian, detect any deposition, with a range of at least 100 meters. Distance is more than enough, in the case of, for example, having to cross the sidewalk. The user is warned by alarm (sound and vibration), which varies in intensity according to the distance we meet the target.
This brilliant invention is equipped with the latest technology, combining the most advanced features of the art equipment we see today. Among them: LSD
-screen 3 ".
-Comes with 5 wallpapers to choose from. All of them, beautiful pictures of turds, of course.
agenda-functions and statistics. It has a software that automatically calculates the level of luck according to the turds stepped in last week, month or year, as required by the user. Besides drawing up charts bar can download to our computer via USB.
-Camera 3.2-megapixel camera. With a memory capacity which can store 10 pictures of turds per day for 1 year.
-Attractive and modern design, all in the tone of brown.
"In its two versions (RX-423 and RX-500), the device is compact in size, similar to a label cigarettes. It supports to turn on the trouser belt or strap in case you want to hang the neck.
-Comes with different ringtones for alarm, and the RX-500, also can be incorporated into mp3 files. -Has
reminder function. In case of trouble we can not step on any, The device stores in its memory the exact location and automatically sets an alarm.
While it is a revolutionary device, those who were lucky enough to test the prototype in the salons of Paris and New York, say a major drawback is that the system does not distinguish the origin of the feces. As detected by either human or animal, knowing it is public knowledge that the dog poop even luckier, for example.
The official launch is scheduled for late this year and come to Argentina in mid-March 2009, at an approximate cost of $ 750. Beyond criticism, we have bad luck, we look forward to your arrival.
This brilliant invention is equipped with the latest technology, combining the most advanced features of the art equipment we see today. Among them: LSD
-screen 3 ".
-Comes with 5 wallpapers to choose from. All of them, beautiful pictures of turds, of course.
agenda-functions and statistics. It has a software that automatically calculates the level of luck according to the turds stepped in last week, month or year, as required by the user. Besides drawing up charts bar can download to our computer via USB.
-Camera 3.2-megapixel camera. With a memory capacity which can store 10 pictures of turds per day for 1 year.
-Attractive and modern design, all in the tone of brown.
"In its two versions (RX-423 and RX-500), the device is compact in size, similar to a label cigarettes. It supports to turn on the trouser belt or strap in case you want to hang the neck.
-Comes with different ringtones for alarm, and the RX-500, also can be incorporated into mp3 files. -Has
reminder function. In case of trouble we can not step on any, The device stores in its memory the exact location and automatically sets an alarm.
While it is a revolutionary device, those who were lucky enough to test the prototype in the salons of Paris and New York, say a major drawback is that the system does not distinguish the origin of the feces. As detected by either human or animal, knowing it is public knowledge that the dog poop even luckier, for example.
The official launch is scheduled for late this year and come to Argentina in mid-March 2009, at an approximate cost of $ 750. Beyond criticism, we have bad luck, we look forward to your arrival.
Friday, April 18, 2008
Sidelight Door Panels
great sleep and noise
Thursday 00:15 pm, the phone rings work.
Me: (say the name of the place where I work)
Sr: If hello, good morning.
Me: In fact, good night.
Sr: Well, that depends on each one (in a very serious and with no intention to sound funny).
Somebody explain to me what he meant by this gentleman. I mean, unless you call me from across the planet, at 12 pm, it is night for all. 
Thursday 00:15 pm, the phone rings work.
Me: (say the name of the place where I work)
Sr: If hello, good morning.
Me: In fact, good night.
Sr: Well, that depends on each one (in a very serious and with no intention to sound funny).
Somebody explain to me what he meant by this gentleman. I mean, unless you call me from across the planet, at 12 pm, it is night for all.
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Money Tree Causing Cancer
Character E: Cordoba Tourist in Europe. Sleepwalker, once jumped naked from the top floor a bunk and slammed the ball against the bedside table. He survived and went on a trip. Character
T: friend and traveling companion E. Semi bald. He left his wife and two phones to accompany E.
Location: E and T are in a hostel but in separate rooms. I sleep with 3 complete strangers English. Next morning talk:
E: Loco, I think that last night I hated it.
T: What happened?
E: dreamed that we would make a whistling competition with my family and I think I spent all night whistling.
T: You're a sick !
E: 'm sleepwalking! To top dreamed that I was losing, then I became a stronger whistle. ---------
thanked the English suppose that I was playing to the whistle and not sparring, look if punching shit to someone. There are people that is very dangerous to share a room.
Tuesday, April 8, 2008
Sunday, April 6, 2008
Labor Time For Thermostat
Reaffirming the votes of hate Waiting signal
I thought you fell just wrong. But yesterday condemned me to hate. Insult you with all my feeling.
I thought you fell just wrong. But yesterday condemned me to hate. Insult you with all my feeling. Naranjita, I stayed with my 5 weight and how much fun she had been the night.
Luckily I had my mp3 Pink Floyd, as to not break all the while waiting for the lift alone. Not to break your wheel lock in the head. -----------
Today ... I hate the color orange.
Saturday, April 5, 2008
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